PC Monkey-In-The-Middle

March 10, 2005

By Douglas B. Wakeman

A Swedish furniture company– IKEA has found itself in the impossible PC world of the nutso Left.  They have run afoul of government gender-tyranny in attempting to avoid offending the poor Islamo-Fascists.

The company makes assemble-it-yourself furniture and in their commercials, they have men only performing the assembly.  They say they do this so they won’t offend Moslems. Now, I didn't know that Moslems were opposed to women assembling furniture.  Is it so much more objectionable than assembling bombs?  Anyway, IKEA, in its genuflection to a group of women-hating quacks has incensed the effete, masculinity-hating fruitcakes in the neighboring nation of  Norway for their exclusionary chauvinism!  Hey, Norway!  Someone has to read the instructions!

Ha ha!  Maybe they should pack up operations and move to America.

 

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